A journalistic expedition into female-only porn conducted by yet another female who has never seen porn (and frankly has no idea what she's doing). Hello there reader! What a delight to see you again- is that a new haircut? We really must stop running into each other like this. In a complete departure from the … Continue reading An Adventure into Lady Porn By a Non-Porn Watcher

Can I ever have full ownership over my sexuality? A homecoming exploration about changing bodies, "Promising Young Woman" and the horrors of being in your prime. Welcome back, my dwindling readership! You all look ravishing from here. Simply thrilled to be back, but you clicked on this queer sex blog, so enough small talk- let’s … Continue reading Notes on Ownership

I documented my outfits for a week while I visited my small hometown for the first time in a year, post- COVID. 9:32pm (the night before leaving for Tasmania): Welcome back dear reader! Oh, how I’ve missed you and your weird little head. Just a heads up, this piece isn’t really about sex. OR IS … Continue reading Hometown Gloryhole: An Outfit Diary From The Edge (of Tasmania)

Spoiler alert: it doesn’t fucking matter. DISCLAIMER: As you may have guessed from the title, I’m going to be discussing body hair today. Keep in mind, these ponderings are just written for enjoyment and based off my own personal experience. My thoughts and feelings on the subject do not have to be yours. I only … Continue reading A (Sort Of) Mantra on Body Hair

Sorry Mum. SATISFYER PRO 2 CLITORAL STIMULATOR: SCIENTIFIC NAME (Latin): “Clitty Sucky McClit Face” PROS: A gift for clitorises everywhere.Can give you the sort of rare orgasms that will make universes expand within your own mind. No? Nothing? Okay.Smooth, silicone nozzle that cups the clitoris and surrounds it with lots of fluttery, oral-like vibration action.Buildable … Continue reading Working From Home: Sex Toy Reviews From Quarantine

Okay, okay, I think we’re finally close enough as friends- let me talk to you about sexual rejection.Allow me to clarify. When I say sexual rejection, I am not referring to the concept of consent. There is never a time where saying “no” in a sexual context should ever be wrong or vilified. Regardless of … Continue reading Moving Past Sexual Rejection

The beginnings of a curated list of beloved movies, music and content that are my personal beacons of hope in a trash-fire dumpster world. The Hairy Bird (1998): The Hairy Bird (also known by the more PG-friendly titles All I Wanna Do and Strike!) is proof that naming a magnum opus of an all-girl teen … Continue reading Media That Actually Makes Me Feel Good About Sex (Part One):